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There must have been some magic in
That old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his Sex
He began to dance around.
Frosty the Snowman
(the original was 'head')

Here comes Sex! Here comes Sex! Right down Sex Lane!
Here Comes Santa Claus
(the original was 'Santa Claus')

Sleep in heavenly Sex,
Sleep in heavenly Sex.
Silent Night
(the original was 'peace')

Silent Sex, Holy Sex.
Silent Night
(the original was 'night')

Shall I play for you,
Pa-rum-pum-pum pum,
On my Sex.
Little Drummer Boy
(the original was 'drum')

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is crack pairings.
Do They Know It's Christmas
(the original was 'life')

May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be crack pairings.
White Christmas
(the original was 'white')


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Atobe Keigo!

  1. Atobe Keigo can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  2. Red Atobe Keigo at night, shepherd's delight. Red Atobe Keigo at morning, shepherd's warning.
  3. Atobe Keigo is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  4. Atobe Keigo was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Atobe Keigo, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  6. Atobe Keigo is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
  7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Atobe Keigo state'!
  8. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Atobe Keigo is 10:1.
  9. Atobe Keigo was declared extinct in 1902!
  10. Atobe Keigo is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Saitou Takumi!

  1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Saitou Takumi.
  2. Ostriches stick their heads in Saitou Takumi not to hide but to look for water.
  3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Saitou Takumi.
  4. Saitou Takumi has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
  5. Saitou Takumi is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  6. Saitou Takumi, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  7. Saitou Takumi was named after Saitou Takumi the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Saitou Takumi.
  9. Saitou Takumi can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Saitou Takumi.
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So I went for hair treatment, because mom wanted to save travelling time. Went there at 7pm, came back at 9.

My hair is very VERY thick, and black; even the ahmoi keep mentioning the thickness to me. Bleh, I still remember that time in secondary where some stupid boys thought my hair was a wig. =.=

Anyway, previously my hair was poofy and frufruish... now it's straight. Erm, imagine Gakuto, only longer and very black. Kinda like a cleopatra cut. ^^;;

I'll post a picture when I get home.

[EDIT]

Found the spare batt, my sis' handycam charger, my handphone charger and whatnot. Ny hair's up in a buff since it's so FREAKING HOT and my mom won't let me tie it up. >>

So I guess no picture then.

ANYWAY I found the COSAFE article in The New Paper.

Since I'm bored, and I'm too lazy to scan, I'm gonna type it out the good bits.

MY BOSS IS 16
Teens runs cosplay cafe with French maids
Esther Au Yong
Dated: 15 Dec 2006 in The New Paper.

Step into the outlet in Chijmes and you will be greeted with a chorus of "Okaerinasai Goshujinsama".
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And at Cosafe (pronounced "co-sah-fey") you can expect to be served by 16 waitresses dressed as French maids.
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Yes, this is going to be Singapore's first costume play - or cosplay - cafe.
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Hugely popular in Japan, a maid cafe is where cosplay enthusiasts gather to role play and show off their latest costumes.
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Miss (Ferlyn) Tan (16), who will be paid a monthly salary of "more than $1,000", is in charge of coming up with promotions at the cafe.
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Said Mr Floyd Tan, 25, her brother, who runs the cafe as its managing director: "We spent about $200,000 setting this up, half of it from my mother. I contributed the other half."
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The maid costumes cost more than $100 each, and rent costs, "more than $7,000 a month".
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The cafe will serve Japanese and European cuisine.
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"We will also have theme nights, like a Geisha Night, when all our maids will dress and act as geishas."
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There will also be a ladies' night when instead of "maids", six young "butlers" will serve the female customers.
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My verdict? I still can't go because it's not freaking halal-certified.

Honestly, with all that money, I was hoping they would get at least a halal cert for the lesser people in Singapore, me included. What is the damn point if they want to attract cosplayers? What, malay-muslim people can't cosplay?

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Ijou desu.

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